Asks are now open!
Wondering how Justice Ginsberg keeps her girlish figure? ASK SCOTUS. Dying to know what’s on today’s lunch menu for the justices? ASK SCOTUS. Have something you’ve always wanted to say to me, your justice crush? ASK SCOTUS. Need legal advice? CALL A LAWYER. Not us, it’d be a conflict of interest, we’d all have to recuse ourselves. Well, Clarance probably wouldn’t, would you Clarance? ;)
And no, I don’t wanna talk about the Obama inauguration. Don’t ask about it.
—CHIEF Justice JR (not ‘junior’)
